Drats.

Revising for exams is never as easy as anything thinks it is. Not when you haven’t been doing much the entire semester. Which also means no sex for me during this period. Hell, I don’t even have time for food and sleep, let alone sex.

No sex, means no stories.

Butterfly’s story on the lying Whale however, did remind me of this very interesting incident that took place.

Awhile ago, there was someone whom (I think), reads my blog and sent me an email saying how she likes what I write and would like to meet me. I wasn’t for the meeting up part but then since she was so nice to email me, I thought I’d respond in kind.

Bad mistake.

First, she showed me her pictures. She was rather chubby.

Not that I have anything against fat people.

“Very fat right? My face look like prata* hor??”

“I think when we meet very easy to recognise me, cause I so fat like bao**.”

I laughed so hard I almost had to give the Boyfriend a code red to get me my inhaler.

Now, it’s one thing to be grossly obese and acknowledge it, but it’s another to be grossly obese, accept the fact that you’re obese and then make fun of yourself, hoping for a response that goes along the lines of..”No, actually I think you’re alright”.

I don’t give compliments to people who aren’t deserving, even more so when they are blatantly FISHING for it. But still I decided to be nice and continued talking to her.

But what she did after that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I had to leave my computer for awhile to have a chat with my neighbours outside my room.

When I returned, she was hysterical.

“WHERE DID YOU GO?!?” “WHY YOU DON”T WANT TO TALK TO ME?!?!?”

I was taken aback, to say the least. So, being the nice friendly person I am, I tried to explain that I had to go talk to my neighbours.

“I THOUGHT YOU DON”T WANT TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE!!!”

Ok lady, cool it, it’s not the end of the world.

I don’t have anything against fat people, I mean hey, if you’re too lazy to lose some weight to at least make yourself look good in a tank top and jeans (we’re not even talking about bikinis here), then it’s your business really.

But certainly, you don’t have to demand that people pay you attention online just because you cannot get any in real life.

It’s one thing to be fat and lonely, but being fat and possessive and bipolar just scares the hell outta me, especially when I don’t even KNOW YOU!

Look lady, you don’t look alright and now, thanks to you, everytime I think of eating prata I’m reminded of you. Do you know how much I love prata? Now because of you, I’m so put off that I can’t even think of putting a tiny weeny curry soaked piece into my mouth, without having thoughts of you wringing my neck demanding that I talk to you run through my head.

Do you know how much emotional trauma you put me through? Don’t do this to me!

Christ, people like that should be locked in IMH and have the keys thrown away. AND be barred from the computer, please.

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*prata – a kind of fried pancake made from flour and ghee, usually eaten with curry or sugar. Originated from the South Indian migrants in Malaysia & Singapore. Also called “Roti Canai” in Malaysia.

**bao – a Chinese bun-like snack, made from flour, usually stuffed with ingredients like barbequed pork, red bean paste, or chicken.

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6 Comments

  1. Something like that happened to me once. I don’t even remember where I met the kid online, but he would IM me all the time with things like:

    “We should hang out.
    What are you doing?
    Well come over and pick me up.
    I’m more important than ____.
    YOU HATE ME!
    I KNOW YOU HATE ME!
    WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?
    WHY DO YOU HATE ME!
    I’m sorry.
    …I was kidding.
    You should come pick me up.
    YOU’RE NEVER REALLY GOING TO MEET ME ARE YOU!?
    You totally hate me.
    Jerk!
    …I was kidding…
    Come pick me up.”

  2. Scary isn’t it?

    But thankfully they exhibit such symptoms BEFORE you meet them, instead of after.

  3. so what kinda prata does she look like?

    plain? telur? bawang? cheese & onion? cheese & mushroom? ice cream?

    lolx

  4. “you don’t have to demand that people pay you attention online just because you cannot get any in real life.” that is deadly…. ouch. but NICE. haha =))

  5. passerby>> whatever it is, she just killed my love for prata

    clapforthesoreloser>> haha, can you please choose a shorter nick next time, cause it’s damn bloody hell troublesome to type it all out…=P

    anyway that lady really is damn scary, thankfully i don’t see her online anymore

  6. thank god i dont really have a thing for prata. its just a means to an end for me. as long as someone doesnt compare his/her face to roti john, im fine 😀


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